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For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn - Hemingway

Pick Me

I paint my nails, they chip the next day. I shave my legs, they stay smooth for about a minute. My hair can’t hold curl, so I leave it in its inevitably flat state and when morning comes, you’ll question whether or not I have dreads. 

Now, I know there are other contenders out there who get their nails done every week and a half, a wax every two, who’ve perfected those bouncy curls and who wake up looking just as good as the day before - the bitches. 

Having said that, I want to thank you for picking me anyways.

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